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30 Turnpike Road, Suite 4
Southborough, MA 01772

Phone 508-485-0363

Fax: 508-485-0598 

Email: dave@davelima.com

181 Main Street, 2nd Floor
Athol, MA 01331

Phone 978-249-4076

Fax :508-485-0598

Email: dave@davelima.com

Call us toll free at 888-340-2141

Appointments are available at locations near you, and at times that are convenient for you.

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MA Lawyer Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good lawyer joke. Lawyers are easy targets of humor. A day doesn't pass without someone telling me their favorite lawyer joke. I've decided to collect these jokes, and post them here. If you have a favorite you can email it to us and we'll post it here. Enjoy. But remember, when you have a legal problem and require the assistance of a good attorney, it's no longer a joke.

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?

A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: What do you call a 1000 lawyers 1000 feet beneath the surface of the sea?

A: A good start.

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.

Everyone loves a good lawyer joke. Lawyers are an easy target. But when you have a legal problem finding a good lawyer is no joke.

The Law Offices of David W. Lima offers experienced, attentive and responsive representation.

We're changing the way you think of attorneys!

Shahria H. Boston, Attorney at Law operates a full service law firm that delivers high-quality legal representation to individuals and businesses. While Attorney Boston specializes in real estate, premises liability/personal injury and employment law, she handles a variety of civil matters. Attorney Boston provides personalized attention to each case and strives to provide the best for her clients. Attorney Boston takes the time to keep her clients appraised of each step of their case and will promptly answer your questions throughout your representation. If you are looking for a lawyer, Attorney Boston can meet your legal needs.

• Serving Norfolk County, Plymouth County, Bristol County, Suffolk County, Middlesex County, Essex County, Worcester County, & Barnstable County
• Contingent Fees, Flat Fees, Monthly Payment Plans, & Military Discounts Available.
• Evening & Weekend Appointments Available.

Main Office:

12 Welch Avenue, Suite 5
Stoughton, MA 02072

Phone:781-436-0950

Brockton Office:

39 Torrey Street, 2nd Floor
Brockton, MA 02301

Phone: 508-436-4252

Fax: 877-725-3631

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